生日快乐！

I'm glad I found you on Sunday. I heard it was your birthday. I'm so thirsty. Can I have a sip of your water?

Thanks. I was so thirsty. So, I didn't give you a present for your birthday. And I thought maybe I should. You know, I really wanted to make your present extra special this year.

But you've never seen a girl in panties before. At least not in real life. And this is a thong. But that's not what I wanted to give you for your birthday.

I wanted to give you something extra special, little Dave. I know how much you like me. I know you like me enough that you would drink my pee.

Oh, what's that? Is that your first boner? Oh my, Dave. I didn't know you liked me that much.